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Then I and sat down with my smartphone to Facetime my daughter who lives halfway around the world and texted another daughter to see how she faired with her overnight shift in the emergency room. That done, I flipped open my laptop to check emails and perused Facebook for comments on my post from the previous evening. I also checked for tweets, and did a quick Google search for 鈥渃annabidiol鈥� for any updates I should incorporate into a lecture I was to give. As I was doing that, an ad appeared for a new book, 鈥淭he Poison Squad鈥� by Deborah Blum. Google knew my interests! With one click I quickly ordered the book on Amazon and had it in my hands two days later.
I got into my car, proceeded to engage 鈥淲aze,鈥� a Global Positioning System that would guide me with the least stress through the obstacle course laid out by those despised, ubiquitous orange cones. On the way to work, I listened to satellite radio and made a couple of 鈥渉ands-free鈥� phone calls using the car鈥檚 Bluetooth system. I stopped to buy gas that I paid for by waving a little gizmo on my keychain in front of a sensor on the pump. As I approached my parking spot at 成人VR视频, the transponder in my car sent a signal that allowed entry into the garage.
On my way home from work, I bought some groceries. A laser beam scanned the barcodes, and I paid by just hovering my smartphone over an electronic 鈥渞eader.鈥� In the evening I tuned in a Canadiens game, using the PVR to rewind the live action as I saw fit. I answered some more e-mails on my laptop and posted an attack on notorious misinformant Joe Mercola on my Facebook page. I brushed my teeth with a wirelessly recharged electric toothbrush, and finally went to bed and watched an episode of 鈥淭he Crown鈥� on my iPad. Then Alexa updated me on the stock market, and as requested, lulled me to sleep with Michael Crawford鈥檚 鈥淢agic of the Night鈥� as I reflected on the remarkable fact that none of the technologies I mentioned here were available when I started my career.
